Not only is my mom is here babysitting Zekey because his childcare lady took a 6 week vacay (6 MOTHER-GRABBIN’ WEEKS), but she will also cook anything I want! And if you know me you know I ain’t asking her to steam some vegetables. No, … Continue reading
Truth be told, there are lots of crappy dads out there. I had one and I was worried that as soon as Zeke’s dad and I split I would be a part of the ever increasing problem of single moms raising … Continue reading
I shit you not. This STUNNING video is floating around and I must share it with everyone. I don’t even get into videos on youtube and certainly not ones of kids I don’t know (I don’t even like watching ones … Continue reading
It’s World Week for Animals in Labs and I’m sure you already know that some evil cosmetic companies still slather chemicals into bunnies’ eyeballs to determine if their product will cause a bad reaction (because that seems like the obvious … Continue reading
Springtime is among us. Birds are singing, flowers are bloomings, I’m dusting off my VHS copy of Buns of Steele and water parks and aquariums everywhere are unloading containers of marine mammals. Whaaaaaat? Yeah, that’s right. CONTAINERS-transport vesicles-the same things that move … Continue reading
My hair is a mess. I color it, blowdry it, straighten it and it always looks like I put it through a paper shredder. I don’t like super perfume-y products and it seems like the hair industry has gone totally overboard … Continue reading
How am I going to explain to my son that we don’t eat animals? I tell him ALL THE TIME “Animals are our friends and we don’t eat our friends” but making the connection that the pepperoni on your pizza … Continue reading
Last Monday it was my night off from pick-up. “Party time!!!” you say? Hells to the yeah, if that means I finally get to stop at Target on the way home from work. I need paper towels, cat litter and … Continue reading
And you know what that means…chugging down chunks of sturgeon bladder and bits of horse hooves. Whaaaat? Reeeeewind. Yup. Apparently not all wine is cruelty free. I know what you’re thinking. What the hell is she talking about? Hold up. … Continue reading
What is with these kids and the amount of time it takes to feed them in the morning? Jesus, Mother Mary and Joseph. I can drink my pony keg of coffee, run 5 miles (okay, run/walk 3), shower, put my … Continue reading
