Before I had Zeke I had noble ideas about how I would raise a child. Bilingual schools, master a musical instrument by the age of 5, he’d debrief me on the New York Times headlines before we left for kindergarden and most importanly, NO TELEVISION ever. … Continue reading
I’m totally clueless when it comes to all things crafty. It sucks because I want to hang my son’s cute projects on the fridge. Poor guy gives me this because art class for us consists of me hitting “print” on some … Continue reading
Sometimes I wish I lived in the 50’s. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad I have equal rights and so many liberties but I love a traditional man. I want a man who will check my oil without me having to … Continue reading
Mine are big. Always have been. Even with the help of Weight Watchers, Slim Fast, Dexatrim-you name it, I’ve tried them all- they’ve never dropped below a C. I’ve always disliked them and as I get older their reluctance to … Continue reading
I worship Whole Foods. I really do. Where else can I find $100 yoga pants, a Diva cup and dried mango in bulk? Only problem, and it’s colossal, is that it is so dang expensive. Seriously. I’ll stop in on the … Continue reading
So, I’m a little late getting started. Wouldn’t be the first time. And speaking of… Happy 4th Birthday to Zekey! This time it’s harmless. The 2013 Vegan Mofo (Vegan Month of Food) started on September 1st. It’s a challenge in which … Continue reading
There are still so many companies that needlessly test on animals (jerks). Yeah, there are also some great ones that don’t (peep this comprehensive list here) but let’s be realz, who the hellz can afford them? Not me. I go … Continue reading
It’s true. Kids say the dardest things. My love nugget has ZERO filter and often busts out with some random gems. Just imagine a 3 year old saying this stuff. He so cray! Here are some of my favorites: 1. … Continue reading
Remember a couple of years ago when this picture of actress Helen Mirren surfaced? Hot damn! She’s 67 friggin years old! Badass Mirren is back in the news. I just read an article where she says that if she had a daughter … Continue reading
Arts and crap fairs aren’t really my thing. I loathe walking up to a table to check out a creepy doll dressed as Santa and getting eye-guilted when I walk away without him. That’s why I worship Etsy. I swear to God, … Continue reading
