I just read in US Weekly that Khloe Kardashian drinks 5 liters of water a day (That sentence is wrong on so many levels.) Along with how she plans to improve string theory, KK discussed her penchant for black men, wanting a boob job, and how enormous amounts of water helped her shed almost 40 lbs (not to mention highly paid trainers and chefs). Since I would love to lose 40 lbs and I don’t have a trainer or a chef, (but I do have a penchant for black men and I do want a boob job-well, a lift actually. The girls are tirrrred), the least I can do is drink is more water.

Lucky for me, my friend Soo from Meaningful Paws sent me these beautiful glasses and I’ve been dranking like a thirsty cow ever since. They’re big and beautiful, sport a lovely message of compassion and have a built in metal straw. The metal straw took a sec for me to get used to but now I love it! Plus, no land waste, yo.

Swim over to Meaningful Paws and check out the super cute stuff and support the little guys who are trying to make the world a better place.  While you do that, I’ll be peeing and torching this magazine.

Fun With Numbers:

1 liter= 33.8 ounces

5 liters= 169 ounces

My beautiful glass is 18 ounces, so to reach Khloe’s intake I’ll need to guzzle about 10 of ’em a day. Wow. That’s a lot. Drink up!