Can you get a better nail polish bottle? C’mon now. Whacky colors and nail stickers are all the rage these days and one way to stand out is to make your bottle into the shape of a butt. Works for me!

Bootie Babe is a new company based out of San Francisco (my birf place! ) and they are free of poopy chemicals such as formaldehyde, toluene, and dibutyl-pthalate. Of course, they also keep clear of sweet little critters, so there’s that too. 🙂

I’m sporting “Freaky Cheeky” in the brightest of pinks (like, duh) but they have a gaggle of colors to choose from. How does glittery-red “Junk in Da Trunk” sound? Not a fan of red? Then maybe a chocolate-ly “T’aint that a Shame” is more up your butt ally! Trust me, they have something bold, beautiful and bootylicious for everyone.

Check ’em out and remember, the only time nail polish should come near an animal is to show off your own manicure.

P.S. He loves it.